I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what if I'm pregnant?
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this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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