Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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