How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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