And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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