is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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