I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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