my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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