Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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