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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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