Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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