dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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