This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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