sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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