Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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