I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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what are you doing with your life
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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