Sry I called you an 8
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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