just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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