is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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