That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you inspire me to be a worse person
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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