so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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