North Korea, Best Korea!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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