all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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