doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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