haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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