Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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