Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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