I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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