I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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