I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Randomize
