he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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