i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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