The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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