If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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