I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
