wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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