It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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