It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
