Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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