If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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