I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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