Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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