What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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