no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Text me some of your sweat
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