Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Will you blow on my dice?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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