its not stalking. its research.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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