i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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