dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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