how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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