I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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