Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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