Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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