He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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