i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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