You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Can Purell be used as lube?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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