Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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