4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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