If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
