i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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