She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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